If you MUST wear a hat...

By the time you're old enough to play worth a damn, you probably have a proceeding forehead. Those of us who eschew hair dye, Trump plugs, and Ted Danson rugs usually end up in the hat store. 


"You men who wear hats to cover up the fact that you're going bald; 
You know we know, right?" 
-Some Chick Comic


If you're gonna do this, do this right. Your headgear decision has real-world consequences. You may end up as the object of the opposite sex's silent scorn; and, remember, everyone in the audience has a cell phone camera, and digital photos last forever.